Hello Everyone!
Paul
here. I am approaching the end of my first week of full time teaching.
I have finished my preparations for today so I thought to write a small
post.
Korea
has been...a place...completely different from anything I have experienced
previously. I thought I would be able to compare most of it to when I was
in Japan or China; but I can't. It is a completely different culture
with different norms, people, weather, air quality etc. I haven't fallen
in love with Korea as of yet. I still seem to be more overwhelmed by
everything. I wouldn't say I am experiencing culture shock... more culture
surprise!
The
last few weeks have been routine, or at least what I would define as what routine
would look like in Korea. We have been exploring our new surroundings,
going out for dinner and buying groceries. Of course the images of these
routine events that you may be conjuring in your head are not close to reality.
I live in a quiet neighborhood on top of a small hill (or mountain
depending on who you talk to). There are no neon lights, no loud cars or
people. It is like a quaint village that is close to a subway station
that can take us into the heart of a major city in Korea.
Grocery
shopping is overwhelming, produce is very expensive...in fact I feel like
anything sort of healthy is very expensive. This has been a shock as I was
told everything was so much cheaper here. If you go shopping on a major
grocery shopping day expect solicitors employed by the grocery store (or maybe
a specific product) to try to coax you into buying something. To me it
seems like people were yelling at me to buy something that was completely
foreign to me. The rare occasions of clarity in a grocery store are
major celebrations. I remember buying shampoo, of all things. The
aisle with shampoo had many different types and brands but they were
intermingled with conditioner (or rinse, as it is referred to in Korea). We
only needed shampoo and the brands that wrote shampoo on the bottle were very
expensive. I began looking for patterns in Korean calligraphy and slowly
two characters began to appear on some of the mystery bottles of either
conditioner and/or shampoo. Suddenly it clicked and we were able to buy a
middle of the road shampoo that was written completely in Korean. It was
a big deal to finally feel confident in buying something that was completely in
Korean.
This
has backfired too. When we were grocery shopping I thought I was buying
sausage, but instead I bought a sausage looking coil filled with a substance
that looked like clear jelly and/or putty. I cooked it many different
ways but I couldn't handle the taste. We ended up throwing it out.
Going
out for dinner has been great. We have eaten at a ton of restaurants that
would never pass a safely inspection in Canada, with gas lines running through
the restaurant,
open flames mixed with open liquor and tipsy people cooking raw meat. But it
works and it is magical. I am very happy that most places have a
picture of the food you can order and we have gone with very knowledgeable
people. Going out for dinner is definitely far tastier, easier and more
fun than cooking at the dorms.
Korean
food is sort of funny. At least I think it is. I seem to recount
the second episode of Portlandia where
the two characters are making everything trendier by putting birds on various
objects while yelling "PUT A BIRD ON IT” Cooking Korean food is somewhat similar
just with eggs. What to make food Korean? “PUT AN EGG ON IT!” Soup needs an Asian flair? “PUT AN EGG ON IT!” Your beef
feeling a little lonely? “PUT AN EGG ON IT!”
Talking about Portlandia, remember CACOW. That is the text message app in Korea that
EVERYONE uses… I often hear my students saying CACOW, I am amused.
Okay this blog is
becoming quite long now. I was hoping to
also talk about the hospital visit I had, almost spilling my pee on an old
lady, being very sick over the past few days with a sinus infection and a power
inverter with no ground making our lab top computers completely useless.
Never mind I was able
to squeeze it in.